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Bangelnuts
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 Bangelnuts can haz simoleans?! Despite stiff competition, Bangelnuts retains her crown as MATY's stupidest member.
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It astonishes me that Bangelnuts remembers to breathe.
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One of the main indicators of Bangelnuts' below-average IQ is her complete illiteracy, and the resulting clashes with the Grammar Police (See below). However, it is not purely on expression alone that she has risen about the ranks of tard polloi to claim the crown.
Early in the life of MATY, in December 2005, Bangelnuts managed to get herself banned for about 5 minutes. This came about after she made it clear that she was paying subscription fees to TSR and several other pay sites, but not to MATY. Pescado changed her member status to read-only, but immediately upon receipt of her fees reinstated her.
This caused quite a stir among the more F-ly members of the populace (with which MATY was sadly infested at the time); gali, in particular was quite upset, apparently because Bangelnuts, being stupid, has a hard time earning money.
There is some evidence to suggest that four years later this is still the case, as Bangelnuts is now an infamous internet begzor who has endured more personal set-backs, disasters, illnesses and trials than Job (and more personal set-backs, disasters, illnesses and trials than jobs) and yet, despite all her financial woe, she always manages to pay her Internet Service Provider bills on time.
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Did you know...
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In the news
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- Wyn makes several glorious contributions to the Wikka, undoing much of the weasel's Wikka-mongling. And there was much rejoicing! (January 1, 2011)
- Grimma and rohina made SysOps for the Wikka. Trixie is passed over in the shunning of the year. ICE BURN! (January 1, 2011)
- jfade finally restores the Wikka and makes himself slightly less useless. (December 13, 2010)
- Pescado deletes the entire MATYwikka and restores from a backup in a drastic gambit to eliminate a spambot. Sadly, the backup turned out to be older than he thought, and much was lost. If you see mysteriously missing or out of date information that was perfectly fine a few days ago, that is probably why. (August 30, 2010)
- A bunch of people were ousted, haifen was admitted, nobody cared about any of these things enough to add it here. Edit: And phyllis_p, too, who was so uninteresting that even this editor didn't notice enough to put it here. In short, a wizard did it.
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Current To-Do List:
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Want to help improve this wikka? Here is our current to-do list:
- Most of the Senator and ex-Senator pages need to be fixed in a number of ways. The Senate Histories need to be trimmed down to only inductions and ousters, with any other interesting motions described in prose under a separate section (and then both table and prose histories need to be updated to include new motions passed before the revivification of the wikka); many senator infoboxen may need to be updated, especially for the replacement of the old avatar format to the new imageurl= format (which applies to all user pages with avatars, not just senator pages); many profiles STILL need expanding; and many pages do not use the standard {{Senator}} format as described on Help:Contents. The best thing to do is probably to navigate to Template:Senate, click a link from the first two groups at random, and edit it to fix every problem - and there will almost certainly be at least one. Use the page jfade as an example if you need, but note that there is no guarantee that that page does not have problems of its own. :P
- Work on the pages that SUCK.
- Add information about the hacks.
- Develop the meme pages. (See here and here.)
- Kill Pancake Fucker.
- Create some of the pages that have been linked to but don't exist.
- Create some of the categories that have been linked to but don't exist.
- Join or create a WikkaProject and coordinate the improvement of your favourite subject.
- If you are a Sysop (id est Jfade), visit Category:Disposable Pages and do just exactly what it says on the tin.
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